theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy, via jakebutternubs)

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Anonymous asked: How did you lose you virginity?


Answer:

rickymartinofficial:

i had sex

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via pizza)

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emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

(via averypottermormon)

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via pedophiles-and-claw-machines)

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

(via hotboyproblems)

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via cutiewithahat)

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2 days ago

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via a-chamber-of-secrets)

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