sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

(via purgatoryfieldtrip)

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13 hours ago

laserbabe:

i hope you get to fuck somebody to an arctic monkeys song

(via fake-mermaid)

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14 hours ago

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via hotboyproblems)

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17 hours ago

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via ugly)

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17 hours ago
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