the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant
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7 years ago
Anonymous asked: I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard
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happy valentines day
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64497
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7 years ago
Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible
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295261
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7 years ago
the timestamp says 2017 but every fiber of my being is saying 2003
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7 years ago
